Handsome Men’s Club

Ever takes his latest film to the ice.

I will be sure when negotiating the terms regarding Lifetime Studios buying the rights to my as-of-yet-unpublished novel (crossed-fingers!) that the contract states clearly that at any point in time after this agreement takes effect that whenever the movie is either named or referred to verbally, in print or by any other means of communication that the following words serve as its title

“Mediocrity” based on the novel “But I Got All A’s in Kindergarten” by Quartz, an author writing under a pseudonym and soaking the for all it’s worth.

I think Tickle-Me-Jesus is a winning idea! Get the patent process started.

and then thought of all the White Sox fans I know when I saw a vanity plate announcing:

HE GONE

No, I did not see the driver, but judging by the type of vehicle and its location I was reasonably certain Hawk Harrelson was NOT the owner/driver.

Cute.

Speaking of cute… Ryan Reynolds is the new face (body) of Hugo Boss. Niice.

Not a fan of the new “We are The World” arrangement. Actually, I did not like the original either. I thought the “Feed the World” Christmas-related song was better.

Tomorrow begins the Year of the Tiger. What a thrill.

Happy Chinese New Year.

I saw this image featured on a “best of” list for 404 error pages (means that a server was unable to find that page at the address specified). It is from DeviantArt and I give it a thumbs up. On multiple occasions I have cracked open fortune cookies to find it missing my fortune. That always sucks.