A pretrial hearing is underway in the whole Drew Peterson fiasco. An aunt of Stacey Peterson, the wife that is currently missing, said the following:

“I just remember him [referring to Drew Peterson] saying something like he could kill and make it look like an accident,” Aikin said.

She said Stacy Peterson heard that and replied, “Not with this chick you don’t.”

Challenge accepted?

I took a nap yesterday evening wearing a pair of Crest Whitestrips. When I woke up the Whitestrips were nowhere to be found. I looked under my pillow, but there wasn’t even a quarter. My gastrointestinal tract probably could have used a little bleaching anyway.

I was reading for Securities Regs. and looked up. This is what I saw. I swear, nothing was staged or posed and yes, that is a plastic shower cap…

Jimmy Fallon is more likable than both Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien. Unlike Conan, he doesn’t turn all interviews into opportunities to tell personal stories and unlike Jay he displays some interest in what a guest has to say.

Consider eliminating the lick-it-for ten, but definitely keep the “thank you notes” segment. Because I know you were wondering what I would do.

December 2009 will see its second full moon today. I think it’s cool, but may I call it a Blue Moon?

http://www.skyandtelescope.com/observing/home/80110152.html

It seems that purists (and my brother) would belittle me and mock my ignorance if I were to do so, so I will simply say it is the second full moon in a single month and this occurs only 7 times every 19 years. I should have brought it up at Christmas so that my brother and I could have gotten into yet another argument over stupid-ass stuff.

Thanks for the snow tonight.

TMZ is reporting that the lawyers for the guy who allegedly blackmailed David Letterman are claiming that his behavior was not so much “criminal as capitalist” and, therefore, the suit should be dismissed for failing to state a claim. Although it seems doubtful this motion will be granted, I applaud their creative lawyering.

I noticed the Catholic Church has decided to exploit the current economic times by running frequent commercials encouraging lapsed Catholics to come on back in and use the church as a source of hope. Not unlike how a child gets through the fall thinking - hoping - that at least Santa will come in December bearing gifts.
Pop quiz. Complete the anaology:
Santa is the “crutch” that gets them through the days just as ______ is the _________ that gets their members through the days.

Charlie Sheen: gross. Tiger Woods: gross.