I am thinking about doing the opposite of what I usually do today.

Ryan Reynolds and Bradley Cooper in a movie together. Nice.

Bazzinga.

Darn, if only Google maps said whether the neighborhood was “good” or “bad.” Guess, y’all will need to rent an economy car to drive to the scary city. I heard the “ding” fairy visits “bad” neighborhoods and leaves it marks on nicely kept, fancy cars. Good golly!

Pet peeve #823: When individuals who teach the youth of America have personalized plates announcing their profession, but misspell the words.

I TEECH EM
EDUKATR
TEACHUR 7

“Untitled” by Interpol was playing in the background at the end of Covert Affairs* tonight.

*Alias was better. This show is weak.

Kanye West’s tweets used as captions to The New Yorker-styled cartoons. This gunna b good.

Yeah for first dates and individuals who make progress toward realizable goals. I am very happy for a certain Inception-dissing individual.

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