Darn, if only Google maps said whether the neighborhood was “good” or “bad.” Guess, y’all will need to rent an economy car to drive to the scary city. I heard the “ding” fairy visits “bad” neighborhoods and leaves it marks on nicely kept, fancy cars. Good golly!

Pet peeve #823: When individuals who teach the youth of America have personalized plates announcing their profession, but misspell the words.

I TEECH EM
EDUKATR
TEACHUR 7

Ever takes his latest film to the ice.

and then thought of all the White Sox fans I know when I saw a vanity plate announcing:

HE GONE

No, I did not see the driver, but judging by the type of vehicle and its location I was reasonably certain Hawk Harrelson was NOT the owner/driver.

Cute.

Speaking of cute… Ryan Reynolds is the new face (body) of Hugo Boss. Niice.

Not a fan of the new “We are The World” arrangement. Actually, I did not like the original either. I thought the “Feed the World” Christmas-related song was better.

Tomorrow begins the Year of the Tiger. What a thrill.

Happy Chinese New Year.

I saw this image featured on a “best of” list for 404 error pages (means that a server was unable to find that page at the address specified). It is from DeviantArt and I give it a thumbs up. On multiple occasions I have cracked open fortune cookies to find it missing my fortune. That always sucks.