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In less than two weeks some of us will write “2008″ in the date portion of our checks when in fact it will be 2009. Ugh, all that crossing out and initializing. What a mess

“I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury,” Mamet told Daily Variety. “So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer.”

Ha-ha.

I do not know Jeremy Piven, never met him, and have seen little of his work, but for some odd reason I feel like I am harboring some sort of grudge against him and feel my spine stiffen with distaste and dread at the mention of his name. It’s weird. Like if we did meet I would respond in a contrary manner to all he said and did. Jeremey Piven: “I think Keanu Reeves has limited range as an actor.” Me (Even though I may agree with Mr. Piven’s statement.): “Well, I think he has phenomenal talent and deserves to appear in all these big budget movies. John Malkovich could learn a thing or two from Keanu.”

said the most powerful hobo known as “SuperTramp.”

Tom Cruise is to his wife Katie Holmes as
Matthew Broderick is to his wife Sarah Jessica Parker as
Will Smith is to his wife Jada Pinkett.

Brad Pitt is to Angelina Jolie as an egg is to its being made into meringue.