“I am not a know-it-all. I just play one on the Internet.” - VJF

I cannot get Framing Hanley’s version of “Lollipop” out of my head. My head needs to be free from extraneous melodies. I am choosing NOT to listen to L’il Wayne’s version as I think it will be “yucky” and ruin it for me.

The shortening of the duration of Daylight Savings time has really messed up my circadian rhythms. I feel “off”, even now, in the midst of the winter months not very near either of the change dates.

It’s highly amusing when individuals write a post threatening or announcing that they are about to leave a forum or website.

“I am so sick of people telling me to stop writing in all caps. It’s my style. And my Caps Lock key is stuck. I think I will be leaving Nuts ‘R’ Us. I just do not feel this is the place for me.”

It is so obvious what they are looking to hear.

“Oh, no, your insight and comments regarding which beverage should be imbibed with which nut is truly invaluable. You’re a Nut Rockstar!”

Puh-lease. Want to leave? Just leave.