http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/27/japan-herbivore-men-absta_n_245546.html

So, like, in Bizarro world, American Psycho would be their bible.

Exhaustion, headache, sticky skin, dirty hands, hair left parched and in disarray from the speed of the rides, hints my deodorant choked under the pressure of the crowds and the sun, slight farmer tan showing off the inadequacy of my sunscreen application: these are some of the gifts I received from a day spent at Six Flags Great America.

Today’s crushes: Ryan Reynolds (long term crush), Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Billy Zane (Is he straight? Does anyone know? It doesn’t matter though, just curious.)

I bought a used casebook for $6.57 today at Amazon.com. $6.57. Amazing. I know some students dislike used books, but I prefer my books to be highlighted and noted as I have a thing about personally highlighting.

Anyway, later on President Obama called me up to congratulate me on this awesome find. I told him I was still stunned and the $100 savings hadn’t suck in yet. He said he could only imagine.