A pretrial hearing is underway in the whole Drew Peterson fiasco. An aunt of Stacey Peterson, the wife that is currently missing, said the following:

“I just remember him [referring to Drew Peterson] saying something like he could kill and make it look like an accident,” Aikin said.

She said Stacy Peterson heard that and replied, “Not with this chick you don’t.”

Challenge accepted?

I took a nap yesterday evening wearing a pair of Crest Whitestrips. When I woke up the Whitestrips were nowhere to be found. I looked under my pillow, but there wasn’t even a quarter. My gastrointestinal tract probably could have used a little bleaching anyway.

I was reading for Securities Regs. and looked up. This is what I saw. I swear, nothing was staged or posed and yes, that is a plastic shower cap…

Jimmy Fallon is more likable than both Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien. Unlike Conan, he doesn’t turn all interviews into opportunities to tell personal stories and unlike Jay he displays some interest in what a guest has to say.

Consider eliminating the lick-it-for ten, but definitely keep the “thank you notes” segment. Because I know you were wondering what I would do.