TMZ is reporting that the lawyers for the guy who allegedly blackmailed David Letterman are claiming that his behavior was not so much “criminal as capitalist” and, therefore, the suit should be dismissed for failing to state a claim. Although it seems doubtful this motion will be granted, I applaud their creative lawyering.

I noticed the Catholic Church has decided to exploit the current economic times by running frequent commercials encouraging lapsed Catholics to come on back in and use the church as a source of hope. Not unlike how a child gets through the fall thinking - hoping - that at least Santa will come in December bearing gifts.
Pop quiz. Complete the anaology:
Santa is the “crutch” that gets them through the days just as ______ is the _________ that gets their members through the days.

Charlie Sheen: gross. Tiger Woods: gross.

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